Seriously, Don't F**K My Mom!

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CYRUS is released in cinemas across the UK Friday 10th September 2010. With John's social life at a standstill and his ex-wife about to get remarried, a down on his luck divorcee finally meets the woman of his dreams, only to discover she has another man in her life - her son. Written and directed by Jay & Mark Duplass, the iconoclastic filmmaking team behind Sundance Film Festival favorite THE PUFFY CHAIR, CYRUS takes an insightful, funny and sometimes heartbreaking look at love and family in contemporary Los Angeles. CYRUS stars John C. Reilly (STEP BROTHERS, MAGNOLIA), Jonah Hill (SUPERBAD, FUNNY PEOPLE), Marisa Tomei (THE WRESTLER, WHAT WOMEN WANT), Catherine Keener (40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN, WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE) and Matt Walsh (THE HANGOVER, I LOVE YOU, MAN). Michael Costigan (BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN, SMART PEOPLE)

And it Started with a kiss... Ep.8 {He's baaaaack}

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Sorry it's been oh so long :| You know school and everything. ______ School is back in session. Selena: "Demi!" *motions her to come over to her locker* Demi: *walks there with Miley* "Hey, this is Miley. Miley, this is my half sister Selena." *looks over her shoulder* "Nick!" Miley: *smiles* "Nick?" Selena: *sees her; kinda gets jealous. Nick gets there* "Hey" *smiles and kisses his cheek and holds his hand* Miley: *smile fades; clears her throat* Nick: *scrunches his eyebrows together; squints his eyes* "Miley? Miley Cyrus?" Miley: "Hello, Nick.." Nick: *lost in the moment* "Um Selena, ive got to go, I'll meet you at lunch" *walks off* Demi: "What's up with him?" Selena: *looks at Miley with Demi* Miley: "What?" *rolls her eyes and goes to the office.* Selena: "Where'd you pick her up, Bitchland?" Demi: "Selena, she's just starting over. Oh and you might want to learn to like her because she's living with us" *quickly goes to class* Selena: "Great.." *slams her locker and runs to class* With Nick&Joe Nick: *walks in the classroom and sees Joe* "Dude, what are you doing here?" *sits next to him* Joe: "My internship was only a week long, I was coming back after Spring Break." Nick: "Demi's going to flip" Joe: *sighs* "Demi who?" Nick: "That won't help your situation" Joe: "It's been working all week." *looks to the front as the teacher starts teaching* Teacher: "Take notes, Spring Break is over, that means fun is over" *continues writing* Joe: *taking notes; his eyes are ...

Secrets [niley] Episode 94

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((later that night they all sing on oprah and are amazing, then the next day the boys all are on ellen)) Ellen: our next guests are truly amazing boys, they are currently on a sold out tour please welcome THE JONAS BROTHERS Crowd:(cheers) Boys:(come out) Ellen: its great to have you here Kevin: its great to be here Joe: it really is Ellen: oh good so anyways I am a big BIG fan of one of your girlfriends Joe:(looks around exageratedly to be funny) All:(laugh) Joe: well im the only one here with a girlfriend that I know of Ellen: oh? Joe: yup, I mean Kev is married and Nick is (pauses) well nick it (pauses) Kevin: nick is (pauses) well see Ellen this is a sensitive subject for little Nicky, he doesnt have a special someone All:(laugh) Ellen: really? no one nick? Nick: nope. I guess im a little behind the game huh? All:(laugh) Ellen: so I heard you all brought some guests today Kevin: ya um well my wife Danielle came and then Demi and Miley came too Ellen: awesome (waves to them in the audience and a camera shows them) that seams like a pretty fun group to hang out with Nick: oh its the best! we have so much fun all the time Ellen: i bet (smiles) so hows the tour been? Nick: amazing! A whole summer with these guys and those girls plus tons of music and fans, you cant really go wrong Joe: not at all Ellen: and Joe was it different being on the road with your girlfriend Joe: well sure it was different but it was a million times better. I loved coming off the stage every night ...

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